I'm going to have to go with just paint and use of Feddy weapons/gear (Except the Heat Knife/Karambit).
Good news, thouhg. The shed in the back of the house I live is unused, so I'm using thta for spray painting at the moment. Not been told off by housemates or landlord yet so I'll play it by ear. That said, I skipped the primer entirely and went straight to the desert yellow coating. Hopefully will have pics after the paint has dried--the shed has a roof, but its still dang cold out there...